This week on The City, Kelly Cutrone let Whitney Port have it! As if we need anymore reason to be scared shitless of Kel. I love her to death, but when she gets going, she's one scary-ass bitch! Anyways, she didn't get much face-time... Actually, she did but that shit wasn't okay for TV audiences. The crew at MTV had to edit about 99.9% of what Kelly actually said to Whitney because it would have burned the souls out of everyone in North America. What we did catch, however, was legendary. And now it's time for 'Quotes by Kelly: Part Two':
'Don't play the guilt card... It's a time-consumer.' -- How is it that Kelly always knows what to say to kick my blaming ass back on track?
'I don't need to defend my agency against a girl who wears pink... It's just a waste of my time.' --Girls who wear pink... Enough said
'Bye Whitney. Leave my office now.'
If Kelly said those words to me, I would shit myself. Okay, so I wouldn't shit myself right there because then she'd have a reason to bite my head off--literally... But I'd book it out of her office and then shit myself.
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