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Sunday, July 11, 2010

One time she punched me in the face...

It was AWESOME!

So remember when the lovely Jasmine Waltz punched Lindsay Lohan at Voyeur Nightclub? If not, here's a reenactment of the aftermath...



Okay, so that didn't really show us anything except for Lindsay being escorted out by some sexy security guys (okay, so there are SOME things that I envy about her) with cop lights flashing in the background... And what's novel about that? Aside from everyone screaming 'I love you, Lindsay' and actually sounding like they mean it. I mean, I say 'I love Lindsay' on a daily basis, but I usually end the sentence with something like '...for being such a terrible pseudo-lesbian' or '...for giving me cause to throw up my 1000 calorie dinner'.

Anyways, when Ms. Waltz was asked if she regretted punching Lindsay in the face, she responded, "Sometimes you have to do what you have to do." (TMZ) You really can't deny that she has a way with words. Although she should, after all the exercise her mouth gets from her other extracurricular activities. I know that I'd like to smack Lindsay around a few times. I really don't know how I'd react if I saw her walking in the streets... Would I take a picture of her with my camera? Or would I throw it at her? If I chose the latter, at least Lindsay would be able to grab the camera and sell it so she could by some coc____ (fill in the blank).

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