I really don't know what to say about Gaycrest (I know it's sooooo not original, but it's soooooo fitting!) anymore. He just gets more and more outlandish as time goes by. I was never a fan of American Idol, so I never got to fully enjoy the 'witty' banter between Cowell and Seacrest... Which I have always been thankful for. But now that Blohan is about to be thrown into the clinker, it might be time to bring some more crazy into my life be reliving old AI moments! Simon... Ryan... And PAULA!!! Oh Paula. With her glazed over eyes, 10 day old bed head, and her nose caked in residual good-stuff. She's just so lady-like! And marvelous. And splendid. And... .... So anyways, according to TMZ, Seacrest spent a grandtotal of 51K on a dinner date with a Miss Julianne Hough.... That's one expensive beard!!! And apparently, this all took place at the Billionaire Club. Come on, Ryan! You spend more on your facial products each day. And let's not even get started on your therapist bills... We know that Simon is really, really mean to you, but sometimes you just need to let things go! In any event, at least Julianne went home hungry. And Gaycrest got to fall asleep soundly, thinking that he fooled everyone, once and for all. He thought this, of course, while falling asleep with Simon inside... Err, I mean beside him.
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