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Monday, July 12, 2010

Oh Sushi Samba

My love for the illustrious POP icon that is Lindsay Lohan rages on... And this just in! Ms. Crackwhore herself was spotted rekindling the flame with her old lesbian-lover, Samantha Ronson. AND! Just when you thought the news couldn't get any juicier, they were spotted eating (eachother) out at a sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills. Lindsay, you really do make things just too easy!

In other(ish) news, Lindsay chose not to use Stuart Goldberg's services. According to TMZ, Mamma Lohan and Crackwhore Lohan decided that Mr. Goldberg was far too eccentric for them. My theory... The Twisted Sisters didn't like the fact that Goldberg believed in 'Mistakes'. In Mamma's delusional, crackpot mind, she has done everything right. Not a mistake has been made. And in Crackwhore's mine, she... Okay, I'm drawing a blank. I don't know what the hell is going on in that trainwreck's mind! It probably looks a lot like THIS!

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