Blohan's lawyer resigned??

TMZ announced today that Shawn Chapman Holley, who has been Lindsay's lawyer for longer than anyone should have to, has resigned. Homegirl is seriously going to be in need of some R&R... Or she's going to be in a booze-induced-coma for the next few months. Let's face it! Anyone who has to put up with LiLo's stench for that long is going to develop a harsh addiction to the Sweet Nectar of... Youth? Lindsay has enough booze seeping out of her pores every second to keep the entire country of Mexico happy for at least one month.... Maybe two! And don't get me started on how long her other 'hobbies' could keep all of Surrey happy for.

This photo... By far my favourite snapshot from the trial. Just look at Holley. She can barely contain herself. The blast of alcy-air emanating from Lindsay's mouth is giving her harsh cravings. I guarantee that after the trial, Holley pounded back a bottle of gin in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, stumbled into some random's hotel room to some oh-so-nicely placed rails which she definitely DEFINITELY didn't know were there OR enjoy, then fell on top of an effing cactus because some 'paps ambushed her'. Yes, Ms. Holley absolutely needs some much-deserved rest. Hell! Girl should be ready for retirement.

We'll miss you Shawn. Or at least I will! I wish I could say the same for Blohan. Girl can't remember anything... Her middle name, to not drink while wearing her bejewelled SCRAM bracelet, or that she hasn't had a paying job since Mean Girls.... Even though the little voices inside her head tell her otherwise!