WWKD

What Would Kelly Do. This week on The City, Whitney went to Miami to show her collection in the Gen Art Fresh Faces fashion show. While there, Whitney was faced with overwhelming odds and instead of crying, she stood tall and said, ‘We just can’t let Kelly down.’ She then hysterically threw some shit around, yelled at a few people, smacked a few bitches upside the head, and came out at the other end with a lovely showing of her collection. We need to all take a few pointers from Whitney. We all need to stop being such whiney little messes, and instead ask ourselves what the lovely Miss Cutrone would do!

Now comes Quotes by Kelly:

• ‘What the fuck is the problem here? If you guys have a problem, take it outside. This is not group therapy!’
• ‘We’re all hookers in one way or another.’
• ‘Sometimes, I am hell on wheels. I’ve been doing this a really, really long time and I’m a for-profit company. I’m not a college professor. I’m thinking about opening a college! This is a joke. And I’ll start charging interns to work here.’
• And my personal favourite… ‘I’m just not into [make-up]. The Bravo shot of me on the couch? It looks like I had sex with Heather Locklear and five margaritas.’

Honestly, is there any situation this power-hungry goddess can’t get out of, or into for that matter. People call her a bitch?? I couldn't agree less! If anything, she is just doing her job. And doing it just as well, if not better, than a man could. And we alllllll know that if she were a man, we'd spend less time calling her a bitch, and more time chasing after her trying to see if there were anything more we could do for her, all while trying to compare our dick size to hers. She'd win. I think that we all need to take a few pointers from Miss Cutrone and say it like we mean it.

So the next time an ice cream truck is cruising its ass by outside and you pause to think about whether or not it's a good idea to run after it or not, think about something that's a tad more productive. What Would Kelly Do.